Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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