I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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