But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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