Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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