i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
His nipple licking is glorious
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