I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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