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I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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