Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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