You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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