I got chris browned last night
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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