Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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