It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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