it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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