DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Who died my cat blue again?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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