I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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