I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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