i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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