I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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