The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
