Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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