oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I think my moral compass just broke
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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