I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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