I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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