She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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