i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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