i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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