i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
My pussy is not your playground.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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