my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I think I died a long time ago.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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