Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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