Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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