Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
time to smoke my breakfast
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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