That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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