I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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