She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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