umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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