i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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