I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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