Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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