His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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