I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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