Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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