Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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