I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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