its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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