I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He shit in the fireplace
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