Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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