Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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