Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
