is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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