I wannas sexs uuuuu
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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