Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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