you guys were way drunker than both of me
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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