There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Panties = found
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