i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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