Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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