and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
