Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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