We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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