I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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